my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
So that’s where glitter comes from
pretty much any mention of anything related to school makes me very very sad.
Date someone who literally begs to go down on you